Desert Online General Trading LLC
Dubai, United Arab Emirates
Desert Online General Trading LLC
Dubai, United Arab Emirates
Life without a car is murder ... and nobody knows that better than Campbell Jackson, a 20-something, out-of-work, out-of-options misfit. Forced to take a dead-end job at a Detroit car wash, Campbell spies a dilapidated 70s van for sale and attempts to buy it. Little does he know, it s the Creep Van, whose mysterious owner has been terrorizing locals killing and torturing victims with a host of elaborate booby traps inside its rusted shell. For those unwilling to climb aboard, the Creep and his Van have no qualms about running folks down or smashing through walls. Forced to team up with a sleazy conman to hunt down and stop the mayhem before he and his girlfriend become the next victims Campbell finds himself in for one hell of a bloody ride! Contains Anatomy of a Killer Van Smash, Creep Van: Under the Hood (a look at the production of Creep Van), Cast interviews, the Theatrical Trailer, the Original Finance Trailer, Deleted Scene, and Audio Commentary with the Filmmakers!
F**Y
I had more fun with this than I should have
I enjoyed this. It didn't try to be anything other than what it was - a cheesy, poorly acted cheapy that probably took about nine days to make. While the rest of the cast shouldn't quit their day jobs, the lead actor is actually quite good in his role. He must have been the one who studied the script beforehand. The others deliver their lines as if they're reading from a chalkboard. The change in tone in the 3rd act is a little jarring, given what came before it, and it may actually kill the buzz a little bit, but don't let that put you off.If you're a fan of campy horror that asks nothing of you other than to suspend your disbelief, turn off your brain and enjoy the ride.
S**A
Bloody Fun Ride
Creep Van is a humorous slasher flick about a loser named Campbell played by the very Hot 'Brian Kolodziej' Campbell needs a car, 1he sees a for sale sign in an old raggedy van so he calls to inquire about it and soon the Creep starts to stalk him and everyone he knows.There are quite a few colorful and hilarious characters thrown in the mix that help the film move along at a nice pace.There is quite a bit of fun and well done gore in this low budget slasher and lots of funny Dialogue and visuals that will have you laughing out loud as well.The acting is nothing to write home about but good enough to keep your interest and the story is satisfying enough for the die hard slasher fan.The ending is pretty cliche' but all in all I enjoyed it and would watch it again .
A**Y
Surprisingly entertaining
Low budget, bad acting, stupid plot, but by god it comes out better than you'd expect. Lots of silly funny moments, gory death scenes, and gratuitous tits. In other words: everything you need for a good Saturday night. If you are looking for the next Citizen Kane why would you even be reading a review for a movie titled Creep Van? If you want to shut off your brain and relax with something dumb then this is better than most of the bad horror movies on Prime.
S**L
I liked it
I'm not really one on low budget slasher movies but this one was good. Great gorey murder scenes and although the acting is usually horrible in these type of movies which is the reason why I always cut them off after only watching for about 5 min or so,it was not bad. Also I liked the humor. All in all a wild, crazy,fun Movie!
D**K
Is what it is
Don't set the bar too high for this and just enjoy it for it's low budget inventiveness. I like this kinda stuff, weird to life plots. If that's your thing definitely worth watching.
M**E
Four stars with reservations
I'm grading this film on a curve, with the idea that it will appeal to folks who like low budget, 70s retro horror. In other words, a drive-in movie. Otherwise, i'd be talking about rough edges that include disjointed story telling and unexplained coincidences.As an aside, i'd also like to suggest that actor Brian Kolodziej fire whoever advised him to have his eyebrows waxed like a drag queen.
M**N
Decent gore although a bore
I'm a fan of b-rated horror but this is just bad. Acting is atrocious and story is just as bad. Highlights include a couple death scenes for gore hounds and the absurdity of swami ted. Special effects are the star of this film but even then there are better choices out there.
A**R
although the leading lady looked like a dude in drag
Low budget but very interesting to watch, although the leading lady looked like a dude in drag.
D**L
Creep Van DVD
As a comedy, Creep Van really swings for the fences, but the results are mixed at best. There are some humorous moments and jokes that do actually work, garnering the random chuckle here and there, but overall the movie is a little too ridiculous for its own good. Thankfully there are a lot of satisfying kills that will likely make most gore fans at least crack a small smile. The van itself is an actual death machine, where every part of it can kill. From the before mentioned deadly windows of doom to a nail covered airbag, this creep van does much of killing all by itself.
K**Y
Creep van
Cheap, bloody and stupid. But good for those reasons. A dumb collection of low budget gory murders and a questionable storyline make this so bad it's good movie watchable. Not a trend setter but worth it just for the laughs
K**E
trash.
totally pointless story, if you could call it a story. tediously slow and boring - and that includes the "best" bits which are predictable and basically rubbish.
S**N
great film
i enjoyed this horror so much as i have heard how good it was which is why i bought it and enjoyed it very much. recommended to all horror fans out there
D**Y
Film
Brilliant film in good order I want that van