Playmaker Toys Control Your Woman Novelty Talking Remote Control for Adults

So what can I say? The product buttons mapping seems off! If the productions company fixes that, I'll be happy to buy another one, as it will be a life saver.Let me explain, I came home from a long day at work and my wife was telling me about her day as soon as I walked into the house. I went into the living room and the rumbling continued. That inspired me to use this remote, so I sat down, grabbed it and pressed the "mute" button, followed by the "give me beer" and "get naked" ones. Little did I know what will unfold! My wife started to shout, swear and storm off - just to return seconds later to throw some water in my face. wtf? I pressed mute and beer - not increased volume and water! Since two of the bottoms seem to do at least something closely to what it promised, but the get naked part, I decide to press that button once more, as I must have not pressed it hard enough. Said and done, unfortunately this option on the remote didn't seem to do anything (faulty button?) so I thought to give it one last shot. I pressed the "calm down" button, followed by "give me beer", "hurry up" and once again the "get naked" one. What unfolded was what I would describe as a major drama and in the end my wife snatched the remote out of my hand and smashed it against the wall!So fellas, if you are going to buy this product, then rest assured the buttons certainly do work somewhat, but make sure that the seller sorts the mapping of the buttons out, as my remote didn't do exactly what it claimed it would. A little fine tuning and we are on a winner, until then I shall stay away from the remote and use tactical commands like "bae, would you be so nice and get me a cold one from the fridge, I promise to do (fill in a word that works with your partner like cooking/washing up/cleaning etc) later" When or if your other half reminds you of that promise you had no intention of fulfilling, simply reply with something like "Did I say that? Really? Sorry sweetheart, it must have slipped my mind, I will do it next time though. C'mon, come here n gimme a kiss...