Unicorn Poop Iced Tea!

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Southern Boy Teas is very excited to announce our latest tea blend: Unicorn Poop flavored black tea–WITH REAL UNICORN POOP!You heard right! We actually sourced some genuine unicorn poop from the remote region of Hilaria, where unicorn poop is harvested for its reported medicinal qualities. According to the locals, unicorn poop can be used to treat a variety of maladies including:MyopiaHypertrichosisForeign Accent SyndromePseudoneurotic Gullibility (Credulous Personality Disorder)and many more.These claims have not been evaluated by the FDA. This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure or prevent any disease, real or imagined.Please note: Unicorn Poop is highly magical. If you open the teabag, it will escape.PS Unicorn poop is reported to have all the fruity flavors of the rainbow, including raspberry, orange, lemon, lime, blueberry, grape and blackberry.