Everyone knows Dave Barry as the hard-hitting Pulitzer-Prize winning columnist for the Miami Herald -- but it turns out he writes humor books as well! For thousands of years, women have asked themselves: "What is the deal with guys, anyway? What are they thinking?" The answer, of course, is: virtually nothing. If you're a guy -- or you're attempting to share a remote control with one -- you need this book, because it deals frankly and semi-thoroughly with such important guy issues as: how to have a relationship with a guy scratching the Noogie Gene why guys cannot simultaneously think and look at breasts why the average guy can remember who won the 1960 World Series, but not necessarily the names of all his children and much, much more.