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2004 Set of all 5 Thunderbirds and DVD BANDAI
T**R
A new kind of punishment for bad children
I've always thought that most huge box-office flops usually have something to recommend them, but after the remake of Around the World in 80 Days and Thunderbirds, I'm beginning to doubt it. For those not familiar, it's based on a puppet show about a family of astronauts who use state of the art rockets, spaceships and subs to rescue people from various disasters (falling bridges, stricken planes, burning buildings, etc) each week. Well, the puppets are gone (replaced by far more lifeless teenagers), and so is the premise - only one ineptly staged rescue and a plot shamelessly ripped off from Spy Kids without any signs of imagination, wit or entertainment. Young Alan Tracey feels left out of all the rescuing we never see the other Traceys do because dad won't let him play with a real rocket until he passes his exams. Grounded on a beautiful tropical island (some punishment!), his chance to shine comes when the rest of the family - a bunch of identikit bleach-blondes who look like a gay neo-Nazi boy band without a single bit of characterisation between them - are stranded in space and he has to have the day by, er, running around the jungle, making a phone call, firing a hose at the inept comedy relief villains and dousing them in gunk for bad measure.The good points are few and far between. One of them is that the film is mostly in focus. The other is they all got to go to the Seychelles, which looks nice.The bad points: where to start? Ben Kingsley's career lowpoint performance? The aforementioned inept comedy relief sidekicks who would disgrace the Children's Film Foundation at its worst? The almost complete lack of action or effects in a $70m sci-fi film? The terrible script, the lifeless direction, the odious moralising? But most of all is the fact that the film is so patronising in every possible way. Forget the life lessons and off the peg sentiment, this is a movie aimed straight at the under-eights by people who know they're making a kid's movie and are constantly talking down to their intended audience, throwing in fifth-rate jokes and routines that would insult most children who had only recently mastered the art of speech. This film could replace being sent to bed early without their dinner as parents' favourite punishment for kids.At one time the biggest flop in British film history (it didn't even cover the cost of prints and marketing), it's just about watchable if only as an object lesson in how NOT to make a summer movie.
T**L
... really not sure why this film did not do better in cinemas but maybe the trend is for too ...
I'm really not sure why this film did not do better in cinemas but maybe the trend is for too short a run and then straight to DVD. I remember the puppet series, from childhood, which my young relatives had not seen, and felt this absolutely lived up to the spirit of those old programmes - unlike the new, animated series which has the father (Jeff) missing and his mum in charge (or so she thinks) of the 'boys' :-) Oh well, maybe it's just me and the youngsters seem to love the animated series so - it's their day, now!
E**M
NOT BAD - BUT NOT GREAT.!
DECENT FILM. THE INTERNATIONAL RESCUE PLANES ARE A BIT NAFF THOU - ESPECIALLY THUNDERBIRD 2. LADY PENELOPY'S PINK ROLLS ROYCE IS NOW A FORD. NAH.! NOT AS GOOD AS THE ORIGINAL. PARKER THE BUTLER.! I PREFURE THE PUPPET FROM THE 1960s THERE'S MORE LIFE IN HIM.! AND AS USUAL NOBODY IS SWIMMING IN THE POOL OR SUNBATHING UNDER THAT TREE WHEN THE SPACECRAFTS COME OUT TO SAVE THE WORLD.?HARTY FARTY PLOT. BUT WORTH ADDING TO YOUR MOVIE COLLECTION.!
P**A
Fun film for the young and young at heart
This movie is a lot of fun. Don't think too deeply about the plot line. Popular with ages 5 to 11 in my experience.
G**A
Good film, the kids enjoyed it
Good film, the kids enjoyed it, it's always fun for kids when the children in the film are the real heros. I'm surprised they haven't made more, I guess it didn't make enough money to justify it, but it's perfectly fine to quote the great Mark Kermode himself,
S**.
Thunderbirds without strings!
The toddler loves it, all the best thunderbirds bits included into a film. Recommend for younger children, or avid fans.
R**H
Very happy
All good
W**E
... just so i cant tell what the film was like but i just will say evrry little boy wood ...
got this for a frend little boy as a gift so i am just so i cant tell what the film was like but i just will say evrry little boy wood love it and thats all i can say
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