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Birthday Goals Funny Birthday Card

Name: Birthday Goals Funny Birthday Card
Brand: Dean Morris Cards
SKU: 63827885
Price: 239.84 TWD
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Greeting Card dimensions: 126x178mm
Packed in a cellobag with envelope
Standard letter post
Blank inside
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These are perfect birthday goals, it's just up the birthday boy or girl how far they set them. Some would be happy with some socks and family meal. Others won't be happy unless they get w*nkered and finish the night with a shag and kebab (anal optional). With this card they can decide themselves and see how well they do. Birthday Goals Open Presents Nice Quiet Meal Family Party Stripper Get W*nkered Shag and Kebab Anal

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